FIL goes pictorial! Luvly photo of Morris Dancers in Coleford by TREV.
OK, Beggar trying to write something worthwhile! Here are my lyrics to an imaginary, male chauvinist, politically incorrect and mildly Pagan folk song, to accompany the British Morris Dance. [Does not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the author or his personal secretary (Sally the Patterdale terrier)].
OK, Beggar trying to write something worthwhile! Here are my lyrics to an imaginary, male chauvinist, politically incorrect and mildly Pagan folk song, to accompany the British Morris Dance. [Does not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the author or his personal secretary (Sally the Patterdale terrier)].
Lyrics to a Morris Dance.
Now, old King Green
Runs a merry old scene
Down deep within the forest.
He'll take you in
And save your skin
If you will dance the Morris.
You busy-ness men
Rise from your den,
Vacate that blighted office.
Make your concern
To come and learn
The meaning of the Morris.
Poor orphaned souls
Who have no goals
Beyond your poison follies,
Come prance with us
Romance with us,
Enhance life with the Morris!
All handsome maids
Of every age,
Each Agnes, Ruth and Doris,
Just let 'em bounce
Flounce every ounce
As we perform the Morris!
Sad pallid youths
With words uncouth
That make light of this chorus,
A knuckle crack (Smite sticks)
As we strike back (Smite sticks again)
And you'll respect our Morris.
Come drinking men
We'll sup again
Like none else did before us,
We'll bless-ed be.
Forego our tea
And blame it on the Morris!
FIL 26/04/09
Runs a merry old scene
Down deep within the forest.
He'll take you in
And save your skin
If you will dance the Morris.
You busy-ness men
Rise from your den,
Vacate that blighted office.
Make your concern
To come and learn
The meaning of the Morris.
Poor orphaned souls
Who have no goals
Beyond your poison follies,
Come prance with us
Romance with us,
Enhance life with the Morris!
All handsome maids
Of every age,
Each Agnes, Ruth and Doris,
Just let 'em bounce
Flounce every ounce
As we perform the Morris!
Sad pallid youths
With words uncouth
That make light of this chorus,
A knuckle crack (Smite sticks)
As we strike back (Smite sticks again)
And you'll respect our Morris.
Come drinking men
We'll sup again
Like none else did before us,
We'll bless-ed be.
Forego our tea
And blame it on the Morris!
FIL 26/04/09